Dear Cubical Neighbor,

What is the true purpose of your perfume/cologne? Seriously? When you put on perfume/cologne in the morning is the purpose to permeate an entire room, to have the perfume linger after you have left, to saturate yourself so much so that you overwhelm the people around you, is it to feel sexy, to cover up B.O., to attract the opposite sex..... what?

I am so boggled/disgusted by the overuse of your cologne/perfume - it encroaches on my nostrils everyday- it has to be polluting the air and it can't possibly be good for your own health. I just had to ask the question...Why so much? Why bathe in the fragrance- do you not naturally smell good? Am I odd for finding your ritual strange? Do you have to reapply after lunch? Can you not smell it anymore and that is why you choose to drench yourself in this musty fragrance?

I understand wanting to have a hint (repeat:hint) of perfume or cologne so that your significant other has the luxury of discovering that sweet smell behind your ear but for all the office to smell you coming and going - I'm not really understanding that whole theory. Please reevaluate your application and maybe cut down the number of spritzes to just one. ONE- I am begging!

Thanks for your cooperation in this manner.

Sincerely,

Gaging from your stench.

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[Jennifer]

Amen!! I've got one of those here to, only it's a male agent and his cologne smells like insect repellant. GAG!!